I promise: not every blog post will be titled by a hilarious name followed by an exclamation point.
But really, Jimmy Gobble? Thank you, Kansas City Royals, for signing a dude who sounds, at least in name, like a retarded turkey. Really. I appreciate it.
Also, thanks, Jimmy, for serving up the second grand slam of the game. It's currently the difference in an 11-8 game going to the top of the 9th. Good man, Jimmy Gobble, good man.
