So much for Prophecy. Now we've got a broken Perk and a game 7. Well, here's game 6...
Kobe Misses a 3
KG for 2
Kobe for 2
Rondo for 2
Bynum with the hook for 2
Ray for 2 with a tough jumper
Fisher flops and Perk is called for a foul. Least he doesn't get to shoot
Artest misses a 3, Bynum rebounds and misses a hook, ball out, Celtics Ball
Rondo misses a 3 at the end of the shot clock
Artest makes a 3, Lakers go up 1
Perk has his pass intercepted by Fish,
Fish with the Layup
KG misses a tough shot, deflects a pass at the other end and the C's end up with the ball.
Ray loses the ball to Fisher, who throws the ball out of bounds
Ray for 2 and 1!!! Makes it, Tie Score with 8:02 left in the first
Gasol misses an easy shot but gets the benefit of a bullshit foul on Ray Allen. Gasol misses the first but makes the second
RAY ALLEN FOR 3!!!
Kobe for 2 off the jumper
Perk is blocked by Gasol,
Kobe for 2
Rondo fouled by Fisher. Non shooting foul
Ray misses a 3
Kobe for 2...
Bad pass is stolen by Kobe, Gasol with a running layup..
Rondo misses another jumper (why is Rondo taking so many jump shots already?...) Perk is fouled hard on the rebound and is down. We better BREAK Bynum for that. C'mon Perk. Get up Perk. Perk is the Keystone of the Celtics defense. C'mmmmon Perk.
Oh that's not good. That's horrible.
Well, let's go Sheed
KG with the open J
Kobe for 3
KG for 2 off a nice pass to him in the lane
Artest for 2 that rolls around the rim and in
Pierce is cold tonight... not good.
Artest misses a jumper but Sheed is called for a loose ball foul. Gah
Sheed with a steal then fouled by Artest.
TA misses a tough shot
Artest for 3...
Celics down 10 with 2:40 to go
Pierce with a nice 2. Thank you Paul. Thank you.
Time out... Celtics...
The Marcus PSP adds are hilarious.
Sox are now up 6-3 in the bottom of the 6th with one on and two down and the miraculous Daniel Nava at the plate...strikes out. Not so miraculous tonight...
Back to Basketball...
Kobe misses a lay up
Pierce with a bad pass....
Artest misses, Gasol rebounds, and scores. Lakers back up 10
Pierce misses a tough lay up
....UGLY basketball....
End of the 1st quarter... Lakers up 10...Perks getting X-Rays...
Believe in the prophecy. BELIEVE. Or something. Sort of looking more like a jynx at the moment... So long as Perk isn't hexed with a ruined knee, things will be alright. C'mmmoooon Perk.
We need to rebound. We need stops. We need baskets. We..uh, need to play like this is our game, not theirs.
Sheed misses a 3...
Vujacic for a deep 2.
Ray with a deep 2 of his own
...ball out, Lakers ball.
Odom for 2..
Nate with a Stupid pass...
Sheed fouls Odom before the shot.
Nate Robinson somehow wins the rebound battle. Vujacic whistled for kicking the ball.
Davis misses a jumper. Where's Shrek at?
Ball out. Celtics ball.
Sheed misses a tough 3.
Odom fouled by Sheed...Sheed is upset. Sheed should be. Odom makes both
Lakers up 14...
KG replaces Sheed
Ray for 2
Davis pulls down the rebound...Rondo loses it, Farmar dives, pushes the ball to Kobe, who is fouled. GAHH
Sox are now in the 7th... Ortiz is up with nobody on and one down. 2-2 count. ORTIZ hits a bloop single on a ground ball up the shift!!
Kobe makes both free throws... 36-23 Lakers
KG misses after being fouled by Gasol, but of course they call a foul on Davis instead.
Farmar for 2...
Rondo with a bad lay up
...Vujacic misses a 2 but Gasol with the uncontested lay up
Time out Celtics... Lakers 40... Celtics 23.
Pierce with a missed J but Davis has the rebound and is fouled. Misses the 1st... ....Misses the 2nd.. Come on Big Baby...
Gasol misses, KG withthe rebound
PIerce with the drive for 2. Thank you.
Vujacic for 3...
Pierce loses the ball ... Farmar Dunks at the other end.
Pierce for 2 with another drive.
Time out Lakers... 45-27. Gah
Artest for 2
Rondo misses a 2
Artest misses a 3
KG misses a 2 Davis is fouled on the rebound.
KG for 2 at the buzzer.
...KG and Gasol Jump..
KG wins, Ray misses the quick 3. Awesome
Ball out. Celtics ball
Rondo blocked. Odom the other way... ends up Jumping with Rondo... Awesome
RONDO WINS THE TIP.... AHAHAHAHA
Sheldon Williams is fouled by Fisher.
Pierce is stripped going to the basket...
Vujacic throws up an airball out of bounds
Pierce with a pretty J
Under a minute to go 49-31
Gasol misses, KG rebounds, Rondo to Shel, ball out, Celtics ball
Pierce in the corner off the inbound misses a 3, Kobe rebounds
Kobe drives, misses, Odom tips in..
KG for 3. ...KG.
Lakers lead 51-31 at Half Time...
My Half time thoughts are: ... I want to throw up.
Seriously. Kobe has 15. The Celtics have 31. That's not good. That's not even funny. We need more rebounds, better passes, better shots, more rebounds, better defense, better refs, better rebounds. Did I mention rebounds?
Sox win 6-3.
You want my honest thought? If Perk can't come back this series is over. The Lakers are then the better team, and they would have to lose. I don't like admitting the game is more in the Laker's hands. It would take an absolutely mythic effort for the C's to win otherwise. The more they show the injury, the more I think that might be the case. Gah.
And Doris Burke reports that Perk is definitely out for the game.
Gonna be a hell of a night now.
Ray misses a 3
Kobe double dribbles
Artest loses the ball
Davis misses the Lay up
Rondo finally gets it to go in
Gasol misses, Pierce rebounds
Ball out, Boston ball
Ball out, Lakers ball
Gasol stripped... Ray misses the lay up at the other end. C'mmmonnnn
Odom for 2
Rondo in a forest for 2
Gasol for 2 over KG...
Ray is blocked
Ball out, Lakers ball
Artest misses a 3
Pierce for 3. Thank you Pierce
Gasol misses, Rondo kicks the rebound out of bounds. Laker ball
Kobe gets fouled by KG and will shoot. Makes both.
Pierce with a drive for 2
Brown misses a 3, Rondo rebounds
Pierce dribbles off his foot...
Brown for 2.
KG for 2
.Time out Lakers... 60-42 with 5 left in the 3rd...
...Shannon Brown with a ridiculous dunk off an allioop
Ray Allen makes a J at the end of the shot clock.
Gasol is fouled, Makes both
Rondo with a jumper. Hallelujah
Artest with the drive for 2..
Rondo off a nice pass from KG for 2
Lakers up 17 with 2:30 left to play
Gasol over KG....
Rondo is fouled by Kobe.
Rondo Misses Every Shot ever.
Vujacic for 3...
Rondo is injured. The Celtics need a M.A.S.H. unit
Pierce with a bad 3...
Artest for 3 at the other end. Lakers up 25.
Nate misses a 3.
The Lakers lead 76-51 at the end of 3...
...So here we go down 25 in the 4th...
Jump ball to start . I stop paying attention to answer questions and ...
Kobe is fouled by TA
TA misses a J
Nate for 2. And 1. Makes it.
Gasol for 2
80-54 Lakers
They're not even trying any more...
Odom misses a three, Rondo rebounds
Nate is fouled. tv timeout
...TA misses a layup, Nate misses the tip, Sheed finally puts it in
TA misses again
Nate misses...
I can't keep doing this. I just can't.
Ray Allen cuts the lead to 22. Awesome
Kobe gets a Techincal? That's a great joke. He swore cause TA tried to yank his arm out. Now the refs are forcing me to defend Kobe. Dear gods.
Pierce misses a j
If nothing else, at least this game had a great new trailer for CoD: Black Ops. Just when I think I don't need yet another Call game, there they go again.
Sheed misses a 3
Kobe for 2.
KG can't even gather a rebound when he's by himself.
Doc...Empty the Bench. Just Empty the Bench already... Have Scal pull off his suit and put him in. In fact, why the hell isn't that man in uniform?
This game wasn't even funny. Perk going down destroyed the Celtic's defense. They had no rebounds, and so they had no stops. No stops meant no transition offense, and apparently the C's can no longer score unless they're at a dead run.
